-~oO UNRULY CRICKET Oo~-

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If u are reading this, the modern interactive site crashed ur weak PC. Or u clicked the secret link. Either way, welcome to my REAL homepage.

I am learning HTML so please excuse the mess. Currently uploading images via FTP... it takes 4 hours...

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::: KNOWN ISSUES (Updated 04/12/2001) :::

• The Flash/React version eats 200 MB of RAM. Insane! Who has that much RAM???
• If you use IE5, the timeline might flow backwards. Just reverse the polarity of your SCSI cables.
• My "Contact" form sends emails to my mom. Do NOT USE it for business.
• (I will fix this image when my mom gets off the phone line so I can use the internet)

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